OWENSBORO, KY – On Friday afternoon, OMU and Kenergy got together for the 1st Centennial Daviess County Utility Rap Battle Expo. After winning the coin toss, Kenergy elected to be the first to drop some knowledge with the following verse: Aye aye… Yeah we serve our members, keep the lights on but OMU stepped so …

OWENSBORO, KY – Despite otherwise receiving glowing reviews from the community, Friday After Five has had one consistent complaint. Several attendees of the event say they occasionally doze off during the encore number due to their typical 10pm bedtime. Friday After Five spokesman Pat Patrickson said, “New York may be a city that never sleeps, but …

An independent study has found the city is saving taxpayers a substantial chunk of money due to one clever intern. The former intern, who asked to be identified only by Jenny, made critical decisions in the development of Smothers Park. “At first, they were planning to hang concrete leaves on the concrete trees. The idea …

You know the routine…you have visitors in from another city and they ask to go eat at that popular BBQ place. Local lawmakers are proposing a new ordinance that would require all residents of Owensboro to notify tourist of the other BBQ restaurants available in our fine town. One lawmaker who asked to remain anonymous …

OWENSBORO, KY — Robert de Bildur, Chairman of Owensboro’s Vacant Building Society thinks the number of buildings sitting empty in Owensboro is too darn high. In today’s regularly scheduled deserted public session, Chairman Bildur said, “This town could use fewer fire pits and more pulpits.” The society is recommending an influx of non-denominational churches, more …

OWENSBORO, KY — Local community activist, Rheel Lee Goodman, is no stranger to helping those in need. Last week when Goodman saw a group of women sitting on a curb near Gabe’s he knew something was wrong. “Everyone loves that part of town…it’s so beautiful with its authentic trees. It’s rare to see people distraught around …

OWENSBORO, KY – Buffalo wings are loved by many Americans, but one Kentucky town isn’t wild about them being named after a town in Upstate New York. Owensboro, Kentucky resident Hector Fowlmouth said, “I don’t know much, but what I do know is that the “K” in KFC stands for Kentucky and I stand for Kentucky. Buffalo has got to …