Space Shuttle to Fly in Owensboro Air Show

In what is being touted as the biggest comeback from retirement since that Mayweather fight three days ago, the space shuttle will make its first-ever air show debut right here in Owensboro, Kentucky. The shuttle, which was discontinued around the same time Rebecca Black’s annoying “Friday” song went viral, will fly once more in this …

Friday After 5 Now Changed To Friday After 4:45

OWENSBORO, KY – Despite otherwise receiving glowing reviews from the community, Friday After Five has had one consistent complaint. Several attendees of the event say they occasionally doze off during the encore number due to their typical 10pm bedtime. Friday After Five spokesman Pat Patrickson said, “New York may be a city that never sleeps, but …

BREAKING: Owensboro’s Vacant Building Society Suggests Increase in Banks, Chruches, and Used Car Lots

OWENSBORO, KY — Robert de Bildur, Chairman of Owensboro’s Vacant Building Society thinks the number of buildings sitting empty in Owensboro is too darn high. In today’s regularly scheduled deserted public session, Chairman Bildur said, “This town could use fewer fire pits and more pulpits.” The society is recommending an influx of non-denominational churches, more …