BREAKING: Owensboro’s Vacant Building Society Suggests Increase in Banks, Chruches, and Used Car Lots

OWENSBORO, KY — Robert de Bildur, Chairman of Owensboro’s Vacant Building Society thinks the number of buildings sitting empty in Owensboro is too darn high. In today’s regularly scheduled deserted public session, Chairman Bildur said, “This town could use fewer fire pits and more pulpits.” The society is recommending an influx of non-denominational churches, more …