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Space Shuttle to Fly in Owensboro Air Show

In what is being touted as the biggest comeback from retirement since that Mayweather fight three days ago, the space shuttle will make its first-ever air show debut right here in Owensboro, Kentucky.

The shuttle, which was discontinued around the same time Rebecca Black’s annoying “Friday” song went viral, will fly once more in this monumental event.

The original rockets have been depleted, so the shuttle will be strapped to the Thunderbird coaster and launched towards Owensboro at roughly 65 miles per hour.

Neil deGrasse Tyson said, “What? No. NO! Absolutely not. There’s no way that would work.” 

Meanwhile Mike Tyson said, “What? This. This…this is genuis…there’s no way it wouldn’t work.”

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